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PARK SLOPE DOORWAY

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No, Steve Buscemi never emerged. Neither did Jennifer Connolly. Or Maggie Gyllenhaal. Or Caroline Kennedy. I'm beginning to think this Park Slope thing is a big hoax, played on us yokels from the sticks, for the amusement of the cognoscenti (that's Italian for "prostitute"). Thank God I've been to the Big Apple a few times, and had the "street smarts" to only pay the guy $20 for the bench seat across the street from this building.

Posted on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 01:49PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello in | Comments2 Comments

Reader Comments (2)

Didn't you ever see The Seven Year Itch? Don't you know that everyone with any sense gets the heck out of New York in July and August?

Since you drove such a hard bargain for that bench seat, don't let them get more than $18 from you for a Park Slope celebrity map.
July 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Research
A celebrity map! D'oh! Man, I wish I had your idiot savoir faire.
July 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSparky

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