LAB-COAT RESEARCHER

Man! Never have filet mignon and champagne for lunch, followed by a bout of wild hot sex.

At least I imagine that would be a good rule. I wouldn't mind testing it, just the once. Outlook is kind of bleak, though. If I came into some money and weren't a stickler about having a partner, I suppose it might be within my grasp. Aha ha! Accidental humor! I'll take it.

Comments

[Vernon Chesswood Flanagan]

What kind of champagne do you like?

[cg]

I was going to ask the same thing …

[Terry the Canuck]

Where's Bernice? Shouldn't she be reining in ol' Vernon? Specially seeing as he seems to be propositioning you?

[Felicity]

If you came into money you'd be wildly attractive (laws of physics or something) and have to fend off potential partners!

[rebecca shmelly]

wow this guy is very helpful!
thanks a bunch:)
what is he looking at?

[izaac phillips]

he has no head!

[izaac phillips]

*he has no neck

[Christine]

Is it o.k to use your image on a flier I'm using to recruit research assistants?