OFF-DUTY PIRATES

An off-duty pirate is a good pirate in my book. They're not all swashbuckling and whatnot, trying to charm you with their faux-rowdy ways. Who decided we neede strolling pirates in our lives, anyway? At least mimes are quiet.

An off-duty pirate is a good pirate in my book. They're not all swashbuckling and whatnot, trying to charm you with their faux-rowdy ways. Who decided we neede strolling pirates in our lives, anyway? At least mimes are quiet.
Reader Comments (5)
I prefer my pirates seated too. And - I know this is being really fussy and all - but I prefer it when they're not eating cotton candy.
When did pirates become middle aged an over weight. "Sedentary Pirates of the Caribbean".lmao. I crack myself up.
I honestly think he thinks they're real pirates. Everyone laugh so it will make him feel better.
And if what I saw Friday was any indication, the only thing worse than on-duty pirates is pirates who SING!
Somebody said the ocean is a desperate place, and you'd be cruel,too. (James Russell Lowell)These pirates are on a four day holiday.