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OFF-DUTY PIRATES

An off-duty pirate is a good pirate in my book. They're not all swashbuckling and whatnot, trying to charm you with their faux-rowdy ways. Who decided we neede strolling pirates in our lives, anyway? At least mimes are quiet.

 

Posted on Saturday, July 4, 2009 at 01:42AM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello | Comments5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)

I prefer my pirates seated too. And - I know this is being really fussy and all - but I prefer it when they're not eating cotton candy.

July 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterProblemchildbride

When did pirates become middle aged an over weight. "Sedentary Pirates of the Caribbean".lmao. I crack myself up.

I honestly think he thinks they're real pirates. Everyone laugh so it will make him feel better.

July 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandide

And if what I saw Friday was any indication, the only thing worse than on-duty pirates is pirates who SING!

July 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Research

Somebody said the ocean is a desperate place, and you'd be cruel,too. (James Russell Lowell)These pirates are on a four day holiday.

July 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRennie

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