BRIGHTON BEACH BUFF

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[Problemchildbride]

Hope he had a nice day. He looks kind of sad about stuff.

[Big Balding Barry from Brighton Beach]

I'm sad because I know someone's drawing me and I know he'll emphasize my big belly and bald head. Hey I didn't wanna be a car parts salesman carrying a beach chair and a plastic bag around on July 4th. I once spent a year in Paris sharing Lou Lou's life and bed and working on an existential novel about two artists painting the same model, and they both fall in love with her only to find out that she's the daughter of a former Vichy policeman who arrested both their fathers. Then Lou Lou left me to travel the world with an Egyptian pirate and I came back to the US and got a job with Acme Suspension. Now look at me: where's the svelte young man with flowing locks who charmed Lou Lou back in the sixties? He's gonna put down this chair and go and get a beer and a hot dog, that's where he is...

[Rennie]

I once saw a man sitting on the end of a concrete abutment at the beach in San Francisco, who, honest, looked like an orange basketball. And he was proud of it!

[Andrea]

That belly is gonna burn!