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If I were ever in a situation where I had to chop up a body to dispose of it, I think I would just throw up my hands and say, okay, that's it, folks, I'm throwing in my cards. But that's just me.

Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 11:57PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello | Comments4 Comments

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Was dismembering your unhappy victims what you had in mind with this picture, then?

Sparky, The Ripper terrorising the back streets of Norfolk town. O why'd you do it, Sparks, why?
August 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterproblemchildbride
While I have a severed head or two in my past, I'm generally a mild-mannered kind of guy, like Clark Kent, only I don't look like Superman in a cheap suit. Not even close. Once a kid at Universal Studios asked me if I was Beetlejuice*, but that's as close as I have come to that kind of fame. It is only through My Art that I become the unhappy victim dismemberer, fulfilling my true destiny in a rather safe manner.

*This is a true story. I was having a bad hair day, I tell myself.
August 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSparky
How DO you look in a cheap suit, Honey? I've only seen you in your lovely play clothes.
August 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEmma
I look like Burl Ives at a funeral. His own.
August 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSparky

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