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ALBUM COVER

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Not a real album cover, just one I made for a friend. And just to show that I have my priorities straight, I gave him the cover and forgot the disk. And then we went to see Stefan Sagmeister, which kind of sounds like Stefan is the hip king of sagging, but that's his real name, he's Austrian. But first we went to a Mexican restaurant and my friend, who shall remain nameless because he emitted a gigantic fart in the CACV parking lot that made a woman's car not start, and she thought it was something she did, like flooding it or whatnot, and she called a tow truck and everything, but the fart dissipated just before it got there, and the tow truck guy started her car fine, but he sniffed around a bit and told her she might have a dead squirrel in her catalytic converter. And the reason my friend has to remain nameless is that the woman is someone we know and it would be embarrassing to him. But like I said, first we went to a Mexican restaurant, and Bart ordered this giant beer that looked like a novelty beer or something, and it needed three whole limes. But damn if he didn't drink the whole thing, which probably played a part in later developments.

Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 at 04:55PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello in | Comments6 Comments

Reader Comments (6)


Good thing Art-Bay knows you're good at keeping secrets.
April 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Research
The instant I saw the name "Bart Morris," I knew the identity of the anonymous person. Oh, wait -- you didn't use his last name! (Which is Morris.) Well, anyone who knows him knows of his proclivities. That boy's just got a noisy colon, and don't we all know it? Big shout out to my man Bart! Who shall remain anonymous.
April 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRachel
Oh -- nice drawing, by the way.
April 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRachel
You know, you can't put a price on this kind of publicity. I hope this unidentified person appreciates that.
April 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSparky
Actually, believe it or not, that poot made my butt cheek swell up to the size of a grapefruit!
April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBot Fot
What do you mean, believe it or not? I had to ride next to you on the way home.
April 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSparky

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