DEALING, DITHERING, READING
Yes, you can observe the gamut of human activity at FairGrounds. As long as your definition of "gamut" is fairly limited. You won't find anyone practicing taxidermy, or masturbating furiously*, or sculpting a bust of Horace Greeley out of earwax. I could probably think of a few more examples, if I were inclined. Actually, I am inclined. I think it's because I put both socks on my left foot this morning.
*any more, that is. People can be so small-minded.
Sparky Donatello
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I've been wearing two pairs of socks since last week, it's so bloody cold (taking care that the holes don't line themselves up).
Find a slight hill to stand on and all such thoughts should clear up nicely. Vodka also works. Vodka's anti-inclining effect proceeds from its propensity to incline you towards all sorts of other things than what you were initially inclined to when first you took your sip of it. It's famous for it. Some time it can incline you right over on your bum.
It's certainly a more dynamic approach than finding a slight hill and slight hills don't cause as many raging headaches the next day, but perfect balance isn't always all it's cracked up to be either.
the guy on the right appears to be an onanist
I'm going out for more vodka!
Sparkles, you are so friggin' smart and funny---if I were you I'd be laughing all the time at the things I'd just said. You really are world-class.
I know this comment is not itself witty, sarcastic, ironic, etc,. but it's 5:30am and the truth will out.
The whole gamut, from A to B? (as someone far greater than I once said)