How 'bout posting a new self-portrait so we can see the rose-colored glasses? I like to picture them as little round John Lennon ones . . .

If there is a God, somehow I don't believe he meant you to get someone's attention by smacking them up side the head with the heel of your foot.

The relief is that it doesn't look like it's being stormed by believers. Or maybe, when you drew this, they just hadn't got out of their Skateboarding For Truth meeting yet.

Gall durn. Which strip mall? I guess they are good for 'get in and get out' Back to the kitchen.

oh uh...very complicated window treatments. Is that Ocean View light?

What an appropriate post given my name.

All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds

"wink wink nudge nudge"

Oi! Karate was invented by Buddhists!
You Jesus-freaks give it back now!

Bourne again?

It would seem that I either need new reading glasses (which is to say, a first pair) or a caffeinated beverage. I read "cherry-flavored optimism" and "festering porsche."

I think cherry-flavored optimism would go nicely with my caffeinated beverage as long as it's not too sweet. Unfortunately I'm fresh out of either.

this. is fabulous.

nice one wayne! ju jistu for jesus. they should have made it "Karate For Krist" the double K. more pizazz!

An awesome concept. I think a little research into this place is in order. Thanks for uncovering this gem.

I giggle every time I pass this place. The bar located next to Karate for Christ is a gay bar, which hosts a pretty fun drag show. So much hilarity in one strip mall.

Is it really? Ah ha ha ha!