I think I'm going to do some robocalling. Nothing with advocacy to it, just chatty. I might talk about my toenails. Like strange structures grow in underground caverns by accretion, so do my toenails slowly turn into hideous geological features rising from my feet like ancient eroding monuments to a lost civilization. I want people to know about this. I have a secret agenda, of course. I want to mildly annoy people. It sharpens your focus to be mildly annoyed, irritated. Or it disrupts your focus, I don't recall which. Either way works for me. But I don't have to wait until the robocalling apparatus is up and running. I can start mildly annoying people right now. I could start kumquat larding my blog kumquat entries with the word 'kumquat'. That kumquat would be mildly kumquat annoying. I know kumquat it's starting to kumquat annoy me to have to type kumquat it over and over kumquat again.An interesting side kumquat effect is that this will kumquat boost my search kumquat rankings for the word kumquat. Someone who kumquat wants to learn about kumquats will be led kumquat here, much to their dismay. They kumquat will be mildly annoyed. Thus my kumquat gambit will do double kumquat duty. I'm a fuck*ng kumquat genius. Gee kumquat, did I misplace kumquat that asterisk? Did kumquat you find that mildly kumquat annoying? Ha ha ha ha ha kumquat ha!