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I don't know what gets into me sometimes. Today I feel like calling everyone Hermione. Everywhere I look, I see Hermiones. It's like a fever dream. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. Vodka, where's the vodka?

I don't know what gets into me sometimes. Today I feel like calling everyone Hermione. Everywhere I look, I see Hermiones. It's like a fever dream. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. Vodka, where's the vodka?
Reader Comments (16)
cootie drank it.
I've felt similarly about Horaces. Here a Horace, there a Horace, everywhere a Horace Horace. Horaces in my waking dreams, Horaces in my sleepy dreams. In the library - not even the Classics section. Some days I wake fevered, thrashing around, shabby-chic ric-rac trim (look,it was a gift, OK?) in my teeth and pillow feathers settling softly all about me. I read books with only the words Horace Horace Horace repeated until the end. Where it doesn't say THE END, it says THE HORACE. My dinner-time peas tumble off the serving spoon and spell out Horace. One time I saw a grain elevator with ORA on the side and I KNEW that if i walked all the way around it I would see an H and a C and an E. It was strange but I think the difference is that I know exactly what gets into me.
Amanda, you crack me up.
pcb, pcb, pcb.
So you're now Wally and not Sparky, then?
Well, yes and no.
Sometimes I feel the same way.
Mandy, you bad sister. Bad sister.
I'm sorry. I love you Coots. Just testing to see if you actually read Wally's blog.
Oh. Does this mean she doesn't?
I read it earlier today but held my tongue until now. nice A, real nice. Laura is correct.
no I'm a good sister, I am. Just ask my other sisters.
You two are so funny. I love you guys.
Add one more........we named our GPS lady who has a British accent, Hermione. She gets very tight-lipped when Mr. Bob ignores her directions and she has to say, "Recalculating" again and again.
That's Hermiones for you. Mr. Bob just needs to assert himself.
I wanted Harry to end up with Hermione. I never warmed up to that other girl.