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I don't know what gets into me sometimes. Today I feel like calling everyone Hermione. Everywhere I look, I see Hermiones. It's like a fever dream. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. Vodka, where's the vodka?

Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 07:37PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello | Comments16 Comments

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cootie drank it.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

I've felt similarly about Horaces. Here a Horace, there a Horace, everywhere a Horace Horace. Horaces in my waking dreams, Horaces in my sleepy dreams. In the library - not even the Classics section. Some days I wake fevered, thrashing around, shabby-chic ric-rac trim (look,it was a gift, OK?) in my teeth and pillow feathers settling softly all about me. I read books with only the words Horace Horace Horace repeated until the end. Where it doesn't say THE END, it says THE HORACE. My dinner-time peas tumble off the serving spoon and spell out Horace. One time I saw a grain elevator with ORA on the side and I KNEW that if i walked all the way around it I would see an H and a C and an E. It was strange but I think the difference is that I know exactly what gets into me.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterproblemchildbride

Amanda, you crack me up.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

pcb, pcb, pcb.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

So you're now Wally and not Sparky, then?

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Well, yes and no.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

Sometimes I feel the same way.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Mandy, you bad sister. Bad sister.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

I'm sorry. I love you Coots. Just testing to see if you actually read Wally's blog.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

Oh. Does this mean she doesn't?

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

I read it earlier today but held my tongue until now. nice A, real nice. Laura is correct.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercootiegarage

no I'm a good sister, I am. Just ask my other sisters.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

You two are so funny. I love you guys.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

Add one more........we named our GPS lady who has a British accent, Hermione. She gets very tight-lipped when Mr. Bob ignores her directions and she has to say, "Recalculating" again and again.

October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJust Plain Jane

That's Hermiones for you. Mr. Bob just needs to assert himself.

October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterWally

I wanted Harry to end up with Hermione. I never warmed up to that other girl.

November 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

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