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My computer just told me that shoes smash peas. Either offering a reason tables were invented or introducing the next generation of rock scissors paper. One night last week at 3 am it told me, "I could be biking towards your kettle." Until I put together exactly what had happened, I entertained quite a few odd fantasies.

Posted on Monday, February 19, 2007 at 07:22PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello in | Comments5 Comments | References1 Reference

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Reader Comments (5)

Um, Sparky? What have you been smoking? Or maybe I should ask what your computer has been smoking...
February 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTerry the Canuck
Rochambeau can be fun. Do you know what it means to throw one's fire?
February 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine
No! Now I'm going to have to google it.
February 20, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSparky
Wow. Now I know about Rochambeau. Much more poetical. The more I know, the less I know. Know what I mean?
February 20, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSparky
The new thing is that if you throw fire (three fingers facing up), it beats everything else. Except water (three fingers facing down), which only beats fire and gets beat by everything else. The catch is, you only get to throw fire once in your life (there's suppposed to be a website where you can register your fire throw), so you wouldn't want to throw it over, say, a crummy t-shirt.
February 20, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

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