STORY TIME

My computer just told me that shoes smash peas. Either offering a reason tables were invented or introducing the next generation of rock scissors paper. One night last week at 3 am it told me, "I could be biking towards your kettle." Until I put together exactly what had happened, I entertained quite a few odd fantasies.

Comments

[Terry the Canuck]

Um, Sparky? What have you been smoking? Or maybe I should ask what your computer has been smoking...

[Catherine]

Rochambeau can be fun. Do you know what it means to throw one's fire?

[Sparky]

No! Now I'm going to have to google it.

[Sparky]

Wow. Now I know about Rochambeau. Much more poetical. The more I know, the less I know. Know what I mean?

[Catherine]

The new thing is that if you throw fire (three fingers facing up), it beats everything else. Except water (three fingers facing down), which only beats fire and gets beat by everything else. The catch is, you only get to throw fire once in your life (there's suppposed to be a website where you can register your fire throw), so you wouldn't want to throw it over, say, a crummy t-shirt.