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THE PLOT THICKENS

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Okay, remember the car with the license plate that said "ACT INC8"? Well, I was walking past it this morning when a guy got out of it and handed me this pamphlet. I was so stunned I didn't even think to ask him the big question. So now we know he's a Jehovah's Witness. Hm, somehow that doesn't help me unlock the mystery. Sure is a relief knowing that all suffering is soon to end, though. About fucking time, I say. Don't know about you, but I've been ready for a while now.

Posted on Monday, January 1, 2007 at 03:06PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello | Comments8 Comments

Reader Comments (8)

Hmmmm...It appears that bliss involves a moose in some way.
January 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTambo
Sounds like it's just going to lead to more suffering to me.
January 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSparky
Who knows? But if someone offers you an apple or a pumpkin, you might want to politely decline.
January 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDr.
no - this HAS to be right. There is a guy on a white horse in the distance for crying out loud!
January 2, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterk
Oh you poor silly softy picked up a pamphlet..you deserve no better..you probably even read it before storing it on the water closet ! What a start into the new year..great!
January 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMarty from the krautlands
I think they're a bit confused as to the location of paradise. It looks like the Swiss Alps but the farm produce is more tropical. And that moose looks suspiciously like a security guard in disguise.
Whatever.
A very happy new year, Sparkly Sparky, may it be very good to you.
January 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie
Why thank you, Natalie, and the same to you! My version of paradise involves neither moose nor pumpkins, but that's just me. Wait, maybe this picture is supposed to depict the suffering that is soon to end. "Oh no, moose steaks and pumpkin pie AGAIN?" And maybe the guy on the white horse is bringing a new menu, one that features woodchuck sweetbreads or whatnot. Doesn't explain why these idiots are smiling, though. Hey, I don't have explanations for everything.
January 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSpeculative Sparky
Hey! This was a scene in a dream I had last week!
January 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTerry the Canuck

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