I had in improper relationship with a background once. I chalked it up to the notion that everybody experiments when they are young.

I'm so grateful that I can always come by for a laugh when I need one. I love your drawing mistake series--you are so brilliant!

no yellow cake, had to take curcuma with the parsnips

Do not taunt me with obscure terms. For I have the internet! And I therefore know now that curcuma is a kind of wild turmeric. As opposed to the friendly domesticated turmeric we all know so well. Be that as it may, curcuma or no curcuma, yellow cake or no yellow cake, parsnips SUCK!

And I don't care if I sound like a 5-year old, I say they're turnips, and I say to hell with them!

master -

we used to be friends, mr donatello. but you just dissed the parsnip.

Can I balance my dislike of parsnips (which, by the way, is a scientific fact, not an opinion) by saying I like Monty Python, Peter Sellers, Alec Guinness, Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, Beatles, Who, Kinks, Animals, Richard Thompson, that sideways blimp building, Ian Rankin, Michael Palin's travelogues, Joan Plowright, scotch eggs, the English language, The Clash, Francis Bacon, Rodney Dangerfield, Land Rovers, Yorkshire Pudding, the Anti-Vivisection League, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, and football hooligans?

You can say that.
And I can say that I had scotch eggs and sausage on a stick at our state fair just last week. But no Francis Bacon. On a stick.

oh alright then. what about marmite and twiglets?