LESSON 13: ADDING AN ELEMENT OF HUMOR TO YOUR DRAWING

Things don't look straight to me. Either my glasses are crooked or my head's crooked. Or my ears are at different heights. Well, that could be a by-product of a crooked head. I'm not sure what you do about it. I'm not taking any more meds, I'll tell you that. Even if they had a crooked head med. Maybe I could have one shoe with an extra thick sole. But that wouldn't help when I was sitting down. Maybe a single-cheek butt prosthesis. Maybe that would attract women when I walked down the street. Or else muggers! who thought I had a fat wallet. Or what if it attracted a woman mugger? Boy, would that set up some ambivalent feelings...flirt or flee?

Comments

[jenny vorwaller]

reading glasses! just got some, my entire world view has totally improved. the doc didnt believe me when i said that i did lotsa near sighted things. he just said people with my crappy 99year old eye vision gave up on reading and the like with eye like mine.

man im glad it wasn't a bigger shoe or butt i needed. that would really really triangulate things. tote seer. (totally serious, say it, its your new saying, you knowyaloveit, tote seer.)

[meg]

Flirt and then flee.

[Hashi]

Has anyone ever told you that you're all over the place like a madwoman's breakfast?

[wrr]

Ah-ha-ha! You'd be walking funny too. Then maybe flirting would seem natural with that interesting gait and fleeing would still seem like flirting. Hwek! Hwek!