A SELF PORTRAIT THAT DOESN'T LOOK A WHOLE LOT LIKE ME

But I spent too long on this too put it aside, daggone it. When I was young, we lived in Ohio for four years. And we kids used to say "Dag" a lot. Not as shorthand for "daggone", but more like a "wow". Like if we saw a flattened lizard on the street, the correct thing to say would be "Dag!" When we moved to Knoxville, I learned very quickly that they didn't say "dag". They used all the real bad words, including the 'f' word, often accompanied by "you". The first time I responded with "I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you" was also the last time, because that's when I was beaten to a pulp. Anyone who reads this blog knows that I prefer not to be beaten to a pulp. So it was, on balance, a negative experience for me. In Tennessee, I was shocked to discover that kids came to school in t-shirts and jeans--and sometimes barefoot! And here I was in gabardine pants and some kind of plaid shirt. Pulp time! Today, when I see a carton of Tropicana Orange Juice that says, "Lots of Pulp", I get a little twinge. That could be part of a kid who said "dag". No, I don't really. I just said that for comic effect.




Reader Comments (15)
My friend who lives in Brisbane calls people "dags". She told me it refers to the hard droppings from sheep that get caught on their hind quarters and legs. And another friend, from New Zealand, tells people to "rattle their dags" meaning hurry up -- and it's the sound that those hard, crusted droppings make when sheep are in a hurry.
Number 10 is up on my site.
I always come here and think nothing I am doing is that deep, but oh well. I am doing what is coming to me for now-- and it's been good for me. The 8th one of mine is up on the blog-- http://rainportraits.blogspot.com/
I think the reason these are so enjoyable to do is that, unlike other longer-term work, they don't demand committment or continuity. Yet they get it,just because you find yourself doing them, willy-nilly.
Or wally-nally.
Anyhow, I'm so glad my nagging worked.
apologies in advance if pulping may occur...