does he smoke filtered or unfiltered salmon??

You're not too far from the truth. He lays out the salmon in the garage, and then smokes cigarettes in there for a few days.

I do a weekly(ish) post on art that I like and find on the blogosphere. Would you be interested in letting mepost a few of your pictures?

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thanks
dave

for some reason that reminds me of a song I once wrote:

"when a tint hits a tint
and it's not placed quite right
that's ... a moire"

I used to work the stat camera. remember the stat camera? remember waxers and spray mount? We use to take down flies mid-air with the 3-M.

Sure I remember. Was it that long ago? Waxers sucked. And spray mount! I used to take these big ads outside to spray, and if there was a breeze, the sprayed ad would fly back and stick to the side of my head. And then when I burnished it down, there were raised impressions of hairs coming through the ad.

Clogging flies, though, that's bad karma. Well, all karma is bad karma if any is. It's all good, too.

I didn't mean burnished my head down. I meant burnished the ad down. On a piece of black board.

Cool, now it looks like I got a lot of comments.

I thought you meant you burnished the ad down on your head.

and only years later did it occure to me to read the warning label on the side of the can about the irreparable nervous system damage. So you see, instant karma after all! teehee

I spelled 'occur' wrong. Must be the spray mount.

oh and by the way, yes, it was a very long time ago.

Jack looks either jolly or slimey and I couldn't decide which, until I read your text, and now that I know what to think, I vote for jolly. It's too early in the am to get commas all sorted out, though.

Slimey...listen, Jack, I don't know this Laura, never heard of her before. That thing with the Nigerian government official, I know it wasn't your fault.

though i know jack is not old enough to be a senior it did spark a thought in my mind - sometimes a dangerous thing - when you tire of your formal figure drawing class - or just for a diversion - i can introduce you to 120 senior citizens - some are over 100 - and there are a million stories etched in their faces - you might find it interesting to bring your sketch pad - or whatever you use these days - out here. let me know if this is of interest to you - L

I would, and so would Chris Bonney. He's always looking for fresh meat.

out here that would be fresh kosher meat!