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POINTLESS IS THE NEW MEANINGFUL

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Tip for women in TV dramas who are engaged in a conversation with men who address them as "pretty lady": run like hell! This is villain talk! Nobody in the real world addresses women as "pretty lady"--only on TV, and only bad guys. So run! Run like the wind!

This has been another public service announcement from Crackskullbob.

Posted on Saturday, December 30, 2006 at 06:30PM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello in | Comments3 Comments | References1 Reference

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Reader Comments (3)

Thanks for the PSA but your warning is wasted on those idiot TV drama women. They're the same ones who walk into a dark house or apartment, never seem to close the front door, and go the fridge or answering machine or whatever and never turn a light on, so they never see the other bad guy who's lurking.
December 30, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTerry the Canuck
I don't know about that. Didn't that guy at the Raddison in 'Fargo' call Frances a pretty lady? or was that a 'special lady'? He seemed OK to me.
December 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda
Pointless is the new meaningful. I would put a bumper sticker on my car that said that. :-)

Happy new year Wally.
December 31, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWillie Baronet

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