BETTER THAN ME

I didn't just say that to get you to say, "Oh,no, Sparky, he's not better than you, you're the best there is!" Because even though I'm consumed with envy and pray every night that he gets his hand mangled in a farm implement accident along with my nightly prayer for a $1,000,000 dollars (and I pray thus safely because even though I have prayed for a $1,000,000 nightly ever since I was six, it has never been vouchsafed to me, so the chances of Mr. Janus getting his hand mangled in a farm implement accident is pretty remote--in fact, I'm probably protecting him from such a calamity by the mere fact that I'm praying for it, and my God is a spiteful God and wouldn't grant my prayer if His life depended on it,) my assessment is purely objective, and he has yet to post a single thing that I don't think is brilliant. So please go visit his site right now, by clicking this little box: And then, of course, come back. Even if it's because you feel sorry for me. That works for me too.
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Response: HarrisonWyatt




Reader Comments (7)
Stupid fuckin' brilliant cello cartoon. Who the fuck does he think he is?
We'll see ya around, Sparky, okay?
Yeah, you guys are right. He's the real deal, and I'm a mere poseur. But it WAS bigamy to feature him. If I hadn't done it, Peter wouldn't be saying sayonara. I knew Amanda would be back, just to gloat.
The site you linked to is fine, but there’s no comparison in my mind. I love your site. To go into why would be stating the obvious and would make me sound like I was just trying to look better after leaving such a stupid comment to this post earlier. (Which would be a pretty good idea, but I’ve got to look a bit more subtle than that!)