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WHAT I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

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The sound of a carpenter's nail gun as he works on a new house. From half a block away, it sounds just like the old hammer and nails. Granted, that rhythm's missing, the one that could make you feel the nail sinking, tap by tap, into the surrendering wood. But that loud tok that carries through the neighborhood, is still intact. Okay, he's working on a townhouse, one of those fake Federal styles designed by a really stingy architect, with no eaves and the bare minimum number of windows. But still, people with more money than taste deserve a place to live, too. And that sound, on a quiet rainy day, can transform your outlook for a few moments. In the midst of a torrent of bad shit this week, I'll settle for that.

Posted on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 at 11:43AM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello in | Comments16 Comments | References1 Reference

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I'm thankful for this wonderful wallyurkey in the oven and the fact that we don't have to have another holiday so close to christmas this side of the atlantic. bah humbug.
November 22, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlycu eppper
What?? You don't celebrate Thanksgiving over there? You aren't happy for us? That we shared our table with the "Indians" before we dispatched them? Actually, up until a few years ago, Thanksgiving was a kind of kick-off lunch for the Xmas melée. Now it's Halloween. I know you celebrate Halloween. I saw the painted faces.
November 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterThe Real Authentic Sparky
looks like you could use a turkey baster
November 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWayne
Nice breasts!
November 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTambo
Have a great Thanksgiving Weekend!
November 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterEster
omg!!! :)))))) love this
November 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterCindy
Forget all the other self-portraits -- Now I'll know who you are if our paths cross at D'Egg.
November 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterHelen
Great legs as well!

When we get to Christmas does your turkey acquire some tinsel?
November 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKatherine
I like what you wrote.

Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine
I like the toes on the drumsticks.
November 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTerry the Canuck
This scares me a little...and I like it!
November 25, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne
Ah, music to my ears!
November 25, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSpooky
This is so amazingly wonderful, Sparkles--one of your ten greatest, in my humble.
November 25, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLaura
Humble to you, maybe--not to me. Thanks.
November 25, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSpooky
Amen.
November 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWillie Baronet
I'm still surprised nobody's making 'stuffed' puns....
December 6, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbobjob

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