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A TREE IS A GRAPH

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...if you look at it a certain way. Its branches plot the effects of the genetic code of that particular tree, modified by weather, environment (this one, being underneath a power line, has several amputations--and you can see places where it stubbornly continued to push on in the forbidden direction, despite the amputation), and accident. And if you squint, you can see the lines and points of a graph, obscure to us, but if you could learn to read it, then you'd know something.

The oddity floating to the right was the beginning of another drawing whose space this one usurped. But I got so used to it that it has to stay.

Finally, I'm very grateful that I got the chance to use the word "usurp". It's a funny word, that starts sleekly and ends with a belch. But it always makes me think of syrup when I hear it, which tends to short-circuit whatever was being communicated to me, since it rarely involved any actual references to syrup. Come to think of it, only a very tiny percentage, a very tiny percentage, of my conversations ever get around to syrup. In fact, its appearance here will probably bump up the numbers to misleading levels, should anyone ever do a report on the subject matter of my conversations with the world. And hey, I know Dr. Research, so it's not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted on Monday, November 20, 2006 at 08:18AM by Registered CommenterSparky Donatello | Comments8 Comments | References1 Reference

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Well you've done it now. We tried to keep this under wraps. Research shows that syrup is indeed the magic word for web sites. But be careful. The power of syrup, like that of morphine, dissipates with each successive application. And then you're be back to nothing but your own wits, begging at Dr. Research's doorstep for the next word. I've seen it happen a hundred times before. It's not pretty.
November 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Research
I distinctly remember having 59 unique and different (every conversation with you is unique) specifically about syrup. I wondered why after a minute you would just stare off...mysteries of life.

Buck up little camper its almost hump day, and then you can wake to parades and turkey and days of privacy where you can wallow in your own crapulence :)
November 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterHambone
Oh, I get my fill of wallowing, 'Bone. Don't need no special holiday for that.
November 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterThe Non-Dorothy Sparky
Almost hump day? Oh right. It's your Thanksgiving this week, innit. We Canucks been there, done that already this year. But happy Hump Day and T-Day and Day-After-T-Day and weekend after that to you.
November 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTerry the Canuck
That sounds syrupy.
November 20, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSnarky D.
Waaiiiit a minute. No impostors. I impostorize myself plenty, I don't need any help.
November 21, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterThe Real Authentic Sparky
Just to be clear that I'm not Terry, Dorothy or the real Sparky, I am signing myself...
November 21, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSnarky the Impostor
Usurp is a cool word, but canker is cooler.
November 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWillie Baronet

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